Monday, July 18, 2005


80 Miles Per Hour? C'mon! Give us a break. I guarantee that if we got a radar hooked up, you'd barely crack 60. Now, with that said, if the remote hit a lamp and smashed it, at least you could say that you had "lights-out" stuff...

Oh, and by the way, here are my guesses for Schilling's 3 ESPYs...

1. Best Shameless Use of a Championship by 'Endorsing' a Presidential Candidate
2. Biggest Crybaby. Literally.
3. Best Impersonation of a Chirping Bird

Actually, I just looked, and he only deserved 2 ESPYs. The guy didn't play in game 5 of the ALCS, Red. It was Pedro, Timlin, Foulke, Arroyo, Myers, Embree, and Wakefield.


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