Thursday, March 03, 2005

Teams I Don't Like and Why (Red Version)

1) The Yankees and 2) The Mets. Because they're 1) The Yankees and 2) The Mets.

And no I don't have a problem with NY teams. All the rest are OK with me (although you'd never catch me in an Islanders jersey). On top of that, I'm on a 12-phase program to learn to appreciate teams based in NJ, my adopted home state. (I'm on phase 3.) Also: minus 20 points if you play in a dome and minus 50 points if you play outside but still have astroturf. Minus 100 points if Barry Bonds plays on your team. Pools are bad, coke bottles are OK. That about covers it.


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