Thursday, March 17, 2005

It's a Boy!!!

On Tuesday, Yankee pitcher Kevin Brown and his wife, Candace, welcomed into the world a beautiful baby boy. As soon as he was delivered, newborn Jacob Maclain spit on the doctor, wailed at a nurse, and punched a wall, breaking the third and fifth metacarpal bones in his right hand. He was last seen running out the side door of the operating room to avoid questioning.

When asked about the incident, Candace Brown was puzzled, stating "I've never seen behavior like that before. I wonder which side of the family he got that from..."


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